THE PATRONESS

She is scandinavian. Long dark blonde hair. Height: 167 cm - alltogether 61 kg.

A narrow waist and a somewhat more generous rear — a combination she appears to have made no particular effort to engineer, yet which has proved surprisingly valuable to the project.

80 / 73 / 89 — curves in all the right places, and just enough trouble in between.

Academically educated and running her own company, she is an active participant in the modern economy, although she remains blissfully unaware of one particular revenue stream generated from her personal belongings.

Her interests include horseback riding, running and dancing. Her wardrobe reflects a similarly eclectic approach to life: Chanel, Wolford and Dea Kudibal for the office; Carhartt and assorted skatewear when civilization is no longer required.

Her underwear collection is less ideologically consistent. Cheap everyday briefs coexist peacefully with Victoria’s Secret acquired on foreign travels and considerably more expensive Aubade. Her sock drawer follows much the same principle: silk ankle socks, Wolford stockings, sports socks and long riding socks, depending primarily on whether she is going to work, running, riding, or simply existing.

She considers all of this to be clothing. I however - considers it an asset class.