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Your appreciation of the intimate arts is greatly appreciated.

Please choose your exclusive sensory experience from our different EDITIONS.

When you add an object to your drawer, you’ll be taken to LINK, where we anonymise both of us.

The objects are vacuum-sealed and shipped in discreet, neutral packaging. No logos. No names.
Some things are private by design.

Private Objects

Public Stories

Editions

  • THE EVERYDAY EDITION
  • THE HOLIDAY EDITION
  • THE AFTER DARK EDITION
  • THE FRIENDS EDITION
  • THE ONE NIGHT ONLY EDITION
  • THE COMMISSION

The Collection

  • Cream-coloured Marie Jo underwear, shown on a model.
    GP-001DKK 900
    THE HOLIDAY EDITION

    C.R.E.A.M.

    Soft and creamy with a surprisingly refined finish. Delicate, well-balanced, and effortlessly smooth — a classic vintage with just enough stretch to keep things interesting.

    Brand
    Marie Jo
    Colour
    Cream
    Fabric
    Cotton, Elastane, Polyamide.
    Condition
    ♥♥♥♥ Barely Used. Practically fresh out of the box. Minimal history, maximum optimism.
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  • Black Wacoal underwear with light embroidery, shown on a model.
    GP-002DKK 800
    THE AFTER DARK EDITION

    Black or White

    Dark, elegant, and difficult to categorize. A beautifully embroidered black with subtle hints of softness underneath. Neither strictly black nor white — more of a sophisticated grey area, with a surprisingly smooth finish. Contains no plastic. Never modified.

    Brand
    Wacoal
    Colour
    black w/ brodery
    Fabric
    Cotton, Elastane, Polyamide.
    Condition
    ♥♥♥ Used. A little more experienced. Shows some evidence of washing, wear, and the passage of time.
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  • Black and white photo of red underwear with a white heart pattern, shown on a model.
    GP-003DKK 400
    THE EVERYDAY EDITION

    Totally Eclipse of the heart

    A bold ruby red with notes of forbidden romance and questionable decisions. Sweet on entry, smooth through the middle, and with a lingering heart-shaped finish. Best enjoyed when the lights are low and your judgment is lower.

    Brand
    Victorias seccret
    Colour
    red W/ white hearts
    Fabric
    microfiber
    Condition
    ♥♥♥ Used. Sometimes love just ain’t enough.
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  • Black mesh underwear with a gold heart charm, shown on a model.
    GP-004DKK 600
    THE AFTER DARK EDITION

    Heart of Gold

    A dark pair with compassion. Brooding black mesh opens with notes of mystery, before revealing a surprisingly generous golden heart. Light-bodied, slightly transparent, and emotionally unavailable, but with good intentions.

    Brand
    Victorias Secret
    Colour
    black w/ gold plated heart
    Fabric
    Mesh
    Condition
    ♥♥♥♥ Used, No Visible Signs of Use. Technically pre-owned, but showing remarkably little evidence of having lived a life.
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  • Black Aubade lace G-string with embroideries, shown on a model in black and white.
    GP-006DKK 1200
    THE HOLIDAY EDITION

    Under Pressure

    Bought many years ago. Worn often. Still elegant, but increasingly unable to cope with the pressure. Aubade lace, softened by time and repeated use. Once designed to hold its shape, it now prefers to negotiate. A beautiful object. A questionable support system.

    Brand
    Aubade
    Colour
    Black with embroideries
    Style
    G-string
    Condition
    ♥ Rescued From the Bin
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The Fine Print

Prices are based on the following: original price times two + 200DKK then a little give and take according to condition.

Condition Rating

  1. Barely Used

    Practically fresh out of the box. Minimal history, maximum optimism.

  2. Used, No Visible Signs of Use

    Technically pre-owned, but showing remarkably little evidence of having lived a life.

  3. Used

    Has been worn. Has seen things. Still perfectly respectable.

  4. Used, With Signs of Washing / Wear

    A little more experienced. Shows some evidence of washing, wear, and the passage of time.

  5. Rescued From the Bin

    A true survivor. Recovered from a fate worse than laundry. Condition: existential.

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